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GOD DAMN IT! I HIT MY HEAD RIGHT ON THE CORNER OF THE CUPBOARD DOOR!
I hate it when that happens.
Yeah, that’s the worst.
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!

I have this feeling when I finally find the words to say,
But I can’t tell you if you turn around and run away, run away.
beautifully said.

P90X CAN KISS MY P90ASS.
SOMEONE FIND MY PHONE. I’M ORDERING PIZZA.

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